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Ed: Yes, it was disturbing. I'm not even going to lie. Pianista: -apologizes- You went into more detail, though... so must commend you for that in addition to living through WP:AN/K-style editconflicts. Icy // ♫01:44, 2 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
@ Ed: Yes, I suppose so, my love. We'll have to keep those moments between us for now... Like my mom always tells me, never get into a fight with a pig, since he'll drag you into the mud and like it.
Now, now, Eddie, don't cry. You know surer than anything that we still are an item. How many times have we spent in the bushes already? Sorry, had to do that. He needed reassurance! :D —LaPianista(T•C•S)22:47, 3 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
(Oh, you know, that's right...) Well, it's your fault that I actually threw up there in the first place. And Ed's. Icy // ♫00:30, 4 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Psh, as always. Like last week. I told you a million times, Ed, I have to practice, teacher'll kill me, but no, you had to insist, you had to drag me away from my instrument and into some corner somewheres. What happened? Came late to lesson the next day and was mighty groggy, too. -_- —LaPianista(T•C•S)00:45, 4 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
It was all you. Through your guile and gradual, seemingly innocent seduction, you turned me into a cruel, heartless would-be murderess. Why, if you weren't here to tantalize me so, do you think I would be driven to such madness? *whittles at carving knife* Now if that didn't creep you out...nothing will. Pwned, beforehand. :D :D :D —LaPianista(T•C•S)03:47, 4 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
...so you just admitted that I've seduced you, "internet security" notwithstanding? :P :P :P Well, considering how scary that was, this is a decent counter-punch. —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)04:07, 4 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
*GULP* Um, in that case you are (1) one of my friends in disguise (bad) or (2) you are a serious stalker (bad). Why do I not like both of those thoughts? :) —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)04:13, 4 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
(I'd rather be in the outer reaches of the universe right now than here...) Great. This has gone from a happy and innocently pleased thread to something that involves killing me. I knew 13 was a bad number. Icy // ♫22:01, 4 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
@ Ed: What's perverted is the fact that you didn't find that sentence perverted...pervert.
I think I'll find a different place to start vomiting now. Some of the people here...you know, the stalker and the stalkee...the murderess and the poor individual for making her that way...aren't doing much for the ghost of my sanity. -shudders- Icy // ♫01:20, 5 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
*covers self with arms* Goodness! I'll be locking my doors at night, I guarantee - might have to look into frosting the windows and getting an opaque curtain... —LaPianista(T•C•S)05:15, 5 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
(out) You have fun trying to explain "why" to your mom.
Boy, I love hearing the participants in my suitemates' party puking in our bathroom...Some girl talking to some guy: "Beeeen? Will you help me? I puked all over ...[unintelligible] Will you bring me home? Will you just bring me home and nothing else?" Just STUPID freakin' people in this world...... -_-
Right as I type this...listen....ANOTHER guy is puking! WTF? —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)05:20, 5 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
You really have my sympathies, Eddie. That's why I don't drink (at least in real life) - I saw my uncle drunk once and that was it for me. ;)
Well, we don't have one here, either. Thought you Northerners would have some "posh" stuff or w/e. Btw, has anyone noticed that "Fort Worth" abbreviated could be "FTW," and Fort Lauderdale could be "FTL"? Niiiice. —LaPianista(T•C•S)05:28, 5 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Awww thanks for the thought ... but it isn't better. :D
Oh, yay, someone actually cares for my sanity now. -glares- Too late, though... oh, and Austria is nice. Icy // ♫21:11, 5 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I lived in Connecticut, went to camp twice in New York, vacationed in Colorado once, moved to Michigan (in a place next to Wisconsin, so obviously I've been there too), and went to Florida twice. That's about, besides driving through places. :) —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)01:00, 6 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Congrats, Pianista, and Ed. :) I also hold lingering fondness for a certain article I foudn on Special:Random...eventually after the prod failed, I redirected it while wiping tears off my keyboard :D. And wow...quite the header, Ed. Great work, Pianista. Icy // ♫00:26, 4 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
They weren't many idiotic "errors" to begin with. Just some stuff that sounds better. I read aloud, you know, and pianists being very aural creatures, it comes most naturally.
The DYK hook for List of Presidents of India is sitting on the next update queue right now and will probably be on the main page around 20:30 UTC. So after that, I'll get working on it again. I think we'll have to find some more sources. Chamaltalk11:16, 4 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
ARGH that was meant for Pianista, AND I forgot the diff I was talking about!!!!! (here it is... AUGH! Sorry -_- And yes, LAYOUT is a part of MOS, but I was looking for something, aanything to hit back at Pianista :D —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)14:42, 4 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
@ Chamal: Yeah, I've been trying that. But the only really reliable source I could find was Brittanica, and we've already got a handful of those. (In fact, more than half the search results I found were direct copypastes of Wikipedia. O.o) Is it okay if I keep leaching off Brittanica?
Hmm.... same here. Most of my sources are from The Hindu. Nothing wrong with it I guess. If they don't like it at WP:FLC, we'll have to find something else and that's when we get stuck :) Chamaltalk00:16, 5 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
*Pianista hastens to gather all the growing anger (since it's now coming at a fast rate after Ed's smartypants moment) throws it all into a vat of hydrochloric acid* -pant, pant- I don't know if I can put the whole thing in there, Eddie. —LaPianista(T•C•S)00:50, 5 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
(out) Yes. *ignores sarcasm* See what you did? Holy moley I didn't think of that. Just when I get my mind clean, the pig pulls it back in the mud...and likes it. —LaPianista(T•C•S)04:26, 5 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Wiki Roxor wishes you a Merry X'mas! Send this card to the other jolly users, even if it's a little early/late/your choice. Have a delightful Christmas and cheers!
Single life bye bye. This is not MySpace so don't ask. Anyway, Merry Xmas. C*** way of saying Christmas. Or a christianly dressed up pilgrim holiday. Chubbennaitor21:11, 5 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
It's a pilgrim holiday dressed up by christians even though I'm a christian at heart. What's happening in USA? Honda's pulled out of the F1 championship! Aagh. This cannot be happening. Chubbennaitor20:00, 6 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Wow. Just had christmas concert with band. Odd things happening with phone. Anything else happening? I don't know about UK. I've been ill all week and we've had lots of snow. One of my friends has a death wish. She hangs around with me and you know what goodfriends are like.
Forwarded it to the said parties (actually, I can't do that via wiki, so had to copypaste one of them, since somehow I lost the first one). -_- —LaPianista(T•C•S)18:49, 6 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Ah, I should have said heard. His ears have been open this entire time. Of course, this whole conversation is written, but I mean the, ah, other "sounds"... —LaPianista(T•C•S)03:12, 7 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I wasn't quoting him/her. 'Twas my own opining. I re-state it - I am right. I am not perverted. I am not sex-addicted. Most of all, it is all your fault. —LaPianista(T•C•S)03:43, 7 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I see. Just as you are not "necessarily" good-looking. You are not "necessarily" the only guy I've ever been with. You are not "necessarily" Brace yourselves, folks loved by me. —LaPianista(T•C•S)03:55, 7 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
This is not Pianista making an edit Well, who else can she turn to? She's an addict, alright, and she needs someone to let it out on. Tsk-tsk, poor thing... —LaSockista(My master)04:19, 7 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
(out) Seriously though, you both need to get your brains checked :D and I don't like the look that kittehmaster is giving me... Chamaltalk04:24, 7 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Lapianista??? Who are you guys or girls or its? All I rember is this 18 year old girl who plays the piano hitting me with a rock and then I fell down!--Spittlespat20:59, 6 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Spittle? Is that my whole name or just my first?? You look familiar to the girl or guy or it that hit me... should I call 9-1-1?--Spittlespat21:03, 6 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
How do you remember how to type. A Bass Clarinet player claimed to have a goldfish memory. I said, "How do you know how to play your instrument?" whole band in stitches after. Chubbennaitor21:12, 6 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
sya, um... You look vicious. You look like someone that blew a boy up with gasoline and a flamethrower... say what's that metal thing you have in your hands its not a flamethrower right... (p.s. I found out what a flamethrower is by asking a vulcan)--Spittlespat21:31, 6 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Ummm... Yes. You are currently floating around User Talk:La Pianista, (soon to be archive 6353251275 or something, she archives fast!!) Userspace, Wikipedia, The Internet. Happy? TopGearFreak21:34, 6 December 2008 (UTC) (edit conflict x1)[reply]
TGF: Have you ever thought about would happen if she didn't archive fast, eh?
Saaaaay, Spittle...what would you say if I told you that she has blew up someone with a gasoline and a flamethrower... Icy // ♫21:38, 6 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Of course I know what would happen if she didn't archive fast, I'm just exaggerating the fact that the has 3 or 4 archives for October alone! TopGearFreak21:57, 6 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
No one cares for poor SPittle who has short term memory loss... What will happen next will SPittle regain his memory and have revenge on Lapianista??! FIND OUT ON THE NEXT BLOOOOODY MURDER!!!!!--Spittlespat 02:14, 7 December 2008 (UTC)
Spittle will be found of fraud and attempted murder. Chubbennaitor16:16, 7 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Ok...GA?
Early, I know, but I don't want to forget....
In January, when I'm back, do you want to nom Lexington-class battlecruiser for GA with me? You've made significant edits to it, and it'll help you get some actual content-building (:P)...
And I'm done commenting here for now 'cos I'm going to review some GAN's, btw. :) Nothing against you, and I'm not mad about anything, but I want to get some stuff done. Cheers! —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)04:24, 7 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
We'll be waiting for you, sure! And you'd better watch out, 'cuz if you don't come back by then, I'll have the Kittehmaster after you, pronto. —LaPianista(T•C•S)04:37, 7 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Oh, and thanks for the co-nom. The only thing you have to do is fix any prose issues brought up and watch it to address any issues (at least while I am not on very much). Thanks dear heart (:D) —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)00:49, 9 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
...Ed, know you nothing of women? I say one thing, but could very well mean the opposite. Counting your fellow chickens before they hatch, eh? —LaPianista(T•C•S)02:26, 9 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Trust me,I know you're not Willy on Wheels.
I know you're not Willy (refer:my guestbook). I know where that dick started his reign of terror:The Super Mario Wiki. I as once a member there,and I have something to say about that place:Do not join. If you try to be different,say by using a raw sig instead of their "/sig" page,they harass you,and if you stand up to their ops,they act oh,so immature (no names). Not trying to make a personal attack indirectly,just trying to spread the word. La Pianista,you may be on wheels,but you're not Willy.--Xterra115:22, 7 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I am sure. Trust me:I helped piss of that Melodic Horror creep who turned out to be a sockpuppet of AFI-PUNK. I am friends with one of his targets:Angel of Sadness. Talk to her sometime-She's Scottish,I think...--Xterra121:27, 8 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Yeah, I've been/will be busy, too, WWW - piano stuff in the spring. There's nothing wrong with a WikiBreak - you could just put the template {{WikiBreak}} on your page for other editors to know you'll be busy for a while. —LaPianista(T•C•S)20:22, 7 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]
M'sure you will :) Good luck with A Christmas Carol, btw. S'an awesome storyline, yeah. I'm at that stage where I'm on the edge of starting to obsessively prep for all that spring competitions, honors auditions, etc. etc... Icy // ♫22:19, 8 December 2008 (UTC)[reply]