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My page is constantly being monitored by dedicated talk page stalkers. Some of them (I probably don't know them all) are The ed17, IceUnshattered, Juliancolton, Nutiketaiel, Sonia, and Little Mountain 5 off the top of my head. Most of the time they lurk in the dark, but some of them might respond to your comments before I do. Don't be alarmed though; they might provide you with better responses than I can.
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Well, don't look now, but "flirting" actually means "teasing"! O_O
</sarcasm> Okay, but here's a disclaimer in case you get any ideas in your head, Spittle. I only care as much for Ed as I would a blowfly a best friend. Comprende? —LaPianista(T•C•S)23:01, 8 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
O_o it does kind of resemble Symphony Fantastique, oddly enough. Well, if we wanted this to be a Halloween party, we're about 10 days too late... -dances to Danse Macabre with one-eyed cat... IceUnshattered[ t ]01:15, 10 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
(<--)DARN RIGHT I AM MAD! No matter where I go, or how OBVIOUS my gender is, someone INVARIABLY messes up, no matter HOW SMART THEY ARE...AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID PENDULUM, CAUSE YOU BETTER GET MY GENDER RIGHT BEFORE YOU TRY AND KILL ME.Immortal, anyways. IceUnshattered[ t ]02:32, 10 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
*sighs* That's when you know that you're using the wiki for the wrong reasons. What, have we become so debased as to compare our individual stashes of compliments, rather than build an encyclopedia? "The sum of human knowledge"? Anyone remember that? Pleh! So what? I have more barnstars than yooooouuu. —LaPianista(T•C•S)02:39, 10 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Look at my contribs - that tells me all of that! (How many edits to this page or my talk?)
I see. So, you're saying that even the award you gave me (which had wonderfully been pre-eaten by a bear), is of no substance? So, you are saying that you yourself are offering awards to other people that have no meaning? Isn't that...hypocritical, my love? :D :D :D —LaPianista(T•C•S)02:47, 10 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Nope, it had no meaning outside of congratulating you on making me laugh. :)
What's with the word "love" getting thrown about 'round here? I mean, seriously...what ever happened to biblio? Why is all of your "affection" focused upon me now? :D
Continuing rant. SO, I WAS SAYING, Kinran, on a mindless and stupid computer game, was probably using 1/10 of the mental resources you were, and he said "Isn't it obvious she's female?" Yeah. And I hope that When you DO kill me, Pianista's going to hear my shriek, and you'll be oh-so-cocky, 'cause you vanquished my frikkin' FREAKY Eye (oh-so-evil...) and then she'll run to the Administrator's Noticeboard, and they'll come, and you'll still be oh-so-cocky, you'll let them sit and talk right where you hid my body...but then oh, GUILT, will overcome you, and you'll hear my heart still beating, and you'll confess... Yes. Excuse Icy for doing this to you...she's letting out two years of suppressed emotions. And since she knows you're not a confused newbie making an honest mistake...she'll try and fit you into Edgar Allen Poe wiki-style.
(<-) Ah, whatev-ah about the "vulture eye". I think it was blue...but yeah, I haven't read it in a while, and I was too into my angry gender-rant to care ^^ IceUnshattered[ t ]21:19, 10 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Perhaps we can co-adopt? I'm sorry if this is too harsh, but I think you still have a bit left to learn before you become a full-fledged adopter. —LaPianista(T•C•S)23:04, 8 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
I just wanted to let you know that I've posted Talk:Christian Exodus in request page protection for a couple of hours. Hopefully this will discourage the recent vandalism. Thought that might be helpful for you and I! Take care. Mononomic (talk) 03:19, 9 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
OK, this is not related, but talking about surprises, I'm still feeling spooked after this one :D Just imagine, if she saw that... you log in to Wikipedia thinking of having a nice read, and you find a message telling you to go into rehab. Yeah, yeah I know this is ridiculous, dumb and nobody is interested, but I'm feeling very hyper today ;) sorry for wasting your talk page space ;) Chamaltalk14:58, 9 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Ridiculous? Yes, on the part the IP that added it.
Dumb? Yes, same reason as above.
Nobody interested? No, legions of people like her, in case you missed all those headlines. On the main page of Yahoo today: MORE MILEY CONTROVERSY!!!!! -_- Do I care...? The Russian sub accident, while nort entirely exciting, is at least real...people died, and Miley gets the feature story. That's media, I guess... —Ed17(Talk / Contribs)17:12, 9 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Oh! Wow! Thanks TGF - my first barnstar of that type. :D
And Chamal, please feel free to clutter it up. I mean - look, Ed does a trillion times worse than anyone, and I still don't 110% hate him yet... —LaPianista(T•C•S)20:44, 9 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
You're welcome (for the barnstar). Now, about that code (you know; sleeping, online, etc. I want to change the sleeping picture. Do I just copy the code out of your archive, paste it onto my page and change the sleeping icon? TopGearFreakTalk18:42, 10 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Nope. In order to customize it yourself, copy the code from User:La Pianista/s onto a new, blank subpage. Then you'll have to change the code a bit: I've highlighted where:
There is some disrespectful information written on the "Victor Wong" page under "Family." I tried to edit it out, but you reverted the page because my edit was "not constructive." You should probably actually read what is written there.
-Michelle —Preceding unsigned comment added by 198.82.84.183 (talk) 01:17, 10 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
My thanks for your edits and my sincere apologies for my reversion - yes, I should have read it first. However, I suggest next time, you add a small note in the Edit summary box so that editors can see what you have done.
Hi, I just checked the page, and there was some vandalism by a different IP before 198.82.84.183 edited it, which might have caused some confusion on La Pianista's part. I reverted to the version before that vandalism, and hopefully everything's cleared up now. IceUnshattered[ t ]01:24, 10 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
You have an odd taste for women, then. I never thought you'd fall for a 47-year-old...Whoops, gave out your age on the 'net, Mommy... —LaPianista(T•C•S)05:28, 12 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Authorized stalker badge? Kinda like a white elephant gift, no? Takes much to earn one, and yet...what pragmatic purpose does it serve, other than to show how desperately you crave the attention of my high-profile talk page? :D :D :D —LaPianista(T•C•S)05:36, 12 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
@ Pianista: freakin' dumb, I was sure that you wouldn't have a comeback....
Well, it didn't take much to earn it actually, you requested me to stalk you soon after I posted my first message here *sadly remembers the unfortunate day* And no, it shows that you desperately crave the attention of his excellency, Chamal_N :D :D :D :D Chamaltalk05:59, 12 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
You gave Pianista a boo-boo... :,( Make it better, Eddie! Surely kidding - I'm just curious what this'll do...you know, like pressing the big, red "EMERGENCY ONLY" button on a robot... —LaPianista(T•C•S)19:04, 12 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]
Quite self-centered of you. Must all the pain belong to you? Haven't you considered, for instance, what mental trauma could be inflicted upon a poor pianista like me... *dramatically throws wrist to forehead, eyes towards the ceiling*... if I knew that it would make you happy if my head imploded? Oh, the shame... —LaPianista(T•C•S)22:43, 12 November 2008 (UTC)[reply]