We Couldn't Think of a Title is the debut studio album by American comedy metal band Psychostick. It features Psychostick's brand of metal/hardcore mixed with humor, with some of the tracks being comedy skits or transitions to other songs, like Death Burger, Indecision (which is a recurring skit throughout the album), and Good Morning. Originally self-released on May 16, 2003. This album also contains their most successful track, "BEER!!!".
"We Couldn't Think of a Title" reached #41 on the Billboard's Top Heatseekers,[2] #4 on the Billboard's Top Heatseeker's (West North Central),[3] and #48 on the Top Independent Albums.[4]
Track listing
All tracks are written by Psychostick (Robert Kersey, Joshua Key, Mike Kocian, and Alex Preiss)
No.
Title
Length
1.
"Indecision"
0:58
2.
"Scrotal Torment"
2:58
3.
"Two Ton Paperweight"
4:32
4.
"Death Burger!"
0:53
5.
"No Pun Intended"
0:09
6.
"Why, Oh, Why?"
5:09
7.
"Pluh"
5:50
8.
"BEER!!"
2:13
9.
"Prozak Milkshake"
5:54
10.
"Throwin' Down"
5:17
11.
"I HATE Doing Laundry"
0:27
12.
"Return of the Death Burger!"
0:23
13.
"Largiloquent Dithyramb"
5:06
14.
"Lizard Sphere X"
2:30
15.
"Orgasm = Love"
4:47
16.
"Good Morning"
1:37
17.
"In a Band to Get Chicks"
4:11
18.
"Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum / Hidden Track!!!!!!"
15:26
19.
"ABCDEath" (2006 reissue track)
1:07
20.
"The Jagermeister Love Song" (2006 reissue track)
2:28
B-sides
"Hokey Fuckin' Pokey" — 3:42 (B-side released by the band through BitTorrent. Eventually included in digital platform releases of We Couldn't Think of a Title.)
"Those Stupid Ifs" - 5:17 (B-side released by the band through BitTorrent. Eventually included in the 2022 compilation album ... and Stuff.)
Alternate releases
The releases on Spotify and iTunes exclude the skits "Indecision", "Death Burger!", "Return of the Death Burger!", "Lizard Sphere X", and the hidden track from "Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum". However, they include the track "Hokey Fuckin' Pokey".
Personnel
Psychostick
Robert "The Notorious R.O.B." Kersey (Lead vocals)
"BEER!" – Brian Navarro (answering beer part), Crack Money Records, Biomech, Detox, Digital E, Halfgain, Makeshift, Headcreep, This, The Washingtons, and Wisdom of Eternity.
"Throwin' Down" – Lindsey Hans
"Orgasm = Love" – Becky Williams
"Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum" – Shannon Siggins and Becky Williams
"Lizard Sphere X" – Big Daddy Crack and Double Dee
Psychostick's musical influences are mentioned during a skit following the song 'Pluh' (but within the same track on the album), in which the band continues discussing potential album names for their release. For example, one band-member suggests naming the album 'Destroy Erase Chaosphere,' which references two of Meshuggah's studio albums. Other musical acts mentioned are Pantera and Sevendust.
