Ed Bluestone (1948 or 1949 – October 24, 2024) was an American comedian, writer and actor.
Bluestone wrote for National Lampoon magazine and was the originator of the publication's most famous cover. He is also known for his role on the 1977 revival of the sketch comedy series Laugh-In.
He studied speech and drama at Monmouth College (now known as Monmouth University) in West Long Branch.[3] He had the reputation of being the class clown,[5] and in a 1967 interview of Monmouth College students by the Long Branch Daily Record, students were asked "What do you think you will be doing five years from now?" Bluestone's response was "Selling subway tokens."[6] Bluestone eventually dropped-out and started performing stand-up comedy at 20 years of age.[1]
In 1972 he started writing for National Lampoon magazine.[5] Bluestone conceived of the magazine's famous cover from their 1973 Death issue.[5] It featured a dog with a gun pointed to his head next to the title "If You Don't Buy This Magazine We'll Kill This Dog," which originated from a joke in Bluestone's stand-up act.[5] Bluestone also produced two pieces for the Death issue titled "23 Ways to Be Offensive at the Funeral of Someone You Didn't Like" and "Telling a Kid His Parents are Dead".[9] It was the magazine's best seller that year.[11] The Lampoon cover was ranked number 7 on the American Society of Magazine Editors' list of the "Top 40 Magazine Covers of the Last 40 Years", published in 2005,[12] and was also one of five covers listed in a 2018 article in The Guardian titled "The best magazine covers ever?"[13]
A syndicated column featuring Bluestone, called "My Favorite Jokes", appeared in American newspapers nationally from 1973 to 1978. Each column opened with note from an unnamed "editor" who would provide a bit of information about Bluestone, followed by a curation of Bluestone's stand-up material.[14][15][16][17][18]
Laugh-In producer George Schlatter visited The Improv to find talent for the show's 1977 revival. Schlatter told the Washington Post: "He hit me with one line. The line was, 'He's a quadrasexual. That means he'll do anything to anybody for a quarter.' When I hear that. I went crazy, and the club went crazy."[27]
^ abcKnoblauch, Edward (July 18, 1976). "Being Funny Hard Work, But It's Fun". Asbury Park Press. Asbury Park, New Jersey, United States. p. C1. Retrieved April 2, 2022 – via Newspapers.com. When Ed Bluestone studied speech and drama at Monmouth College, West Long Branch, in the late '60s, he wasn't too happy . . . Bluestone, who was raised in East Orange, left college and became a comedian, writing his own material and working small clubs in Manhattan. He has made recent appearances on Johnny Carson and Merv Griffen shows, and at The Bottom Line in Greenwich Village, and Town Hall, Flushing, NY.
^ abcdefKarp, Josh (2006). A Futile and Stupid Gesture: How Doug Kenney and National Lampoon Changed Comedy Forever. Chicago Review Press. p. 153. ISBN9781556526022. The most famous cover in Lampoon history began as a joke in the nightclub routine of Ed Bluestone, who'd been contributing to the magazine since 1972. In his early twenties, Bluestone was an angry, abrasive, upper-middle-class Jewish kid from New Jersey who idolized Woody Allen and cut his teeth on early Jerry Lewis. Dropping out of Monmouth College, the former class clown performed in Greenwich Village folk clubs that once hosted Bob Dylan and Joan Baez. Bluestone's act was entirely verbal--no faces or noises. One of his jokes was about the kind of record club that [Michael] O'Donoghue berated on his oft-shattered office phone. The bit revolved around a club whose demands for payment got progressively more threatening until they finally sent a picture of their customer's cocker spaniel with a gun to his head. Henry [Beard], on a rare trip out to see live entertainment or a low-brow nature, heard the joke and loved it, and took the concept to [Michael C.] Gross.
^Walsh, Ed (October 5, 1967). "Facing the ?uestion". Long Branch Daily Record. Long Branch, New Jersey, United States: Monmouth County Publishing Co. p. 9. Retrieved April 2, 2022 – via Newspapers.com. Question -- What do you think you will be doing five years from now? . . . Ed Bluestone, East Orange Student: Selling subway tokens.
^Hutchinson, John. "Wine and Roses". Retrieved April 2, 2022. Described as the pride of East Orange, New Jersey. Ed Bluestone's humor was honed in Greenwich Village coffee houses.
^ abNachman, Gerald (March 7, 1975). "The New Comics". Daily News. New York City, New York, United States. p. 80. Retrieved April 2, 2022 – via Newspapers.com. Andy Kaufman, Elayne Boosler and Ed Bluestone are three of the funniest nobodies of comedy. If you're worried where all the new young comics are coming from, the most likely answer is 10th Ave. & 46th St., where The Improv is located and where all of the above may be seen on a good weekend night . . . Ed Bluestone behaves more traditionally -- he has a dry, deliberate, unblinking delivery -- but his concepts are equally inspired and insane. He reminds you of Rodney Dangerfield (bulging eyes, forlorn look) but he things like Woody Allen. Bluestone is less blue than black, even sick, but also ingenious, with quantum leaps in comic logic.
^ abKarp, Josh (2006). A Futile and Stupid Gesture: How Doug Kenney and National Lampoon Changed Comedy Forever. Chicago Review Press. p. 154. ISBN9781556526022. The Death issue includes two of Bluestone's best and darkest pieces: "23 Ways to Be Offensive at the Funeral of Someone You Didn't Like" and a series of cartoons entitled "Telling a Kid His Parents are Dead" (adult: "Here's your Halloween costume. You're gonna be an orphan"). In his funeral list, Bluestone suggests that disgruntled mourners: Walk up to the casket and start comparing the size of the deceased clothes to your own. Listen to the baseball game on a transistor radio and react loudly to every pitch. Stand around at the cemetery saying, "At least now he'll no longer be tormented over being impotent." Shake the widow's hand with an electric buzzer. With several other articles in the issue, Bluestone was the definitive voice of the Death issue.
^Knoblauch, Edward (July 18, 1976). "Being Funny Hard Work, But It's Fun". Asbury Park Press. Asbury Park, New Jersey, United States. p. C4. Retrieved April 2, 2022 – via Newspapers.com. [Bluestone] admires comedians Woody Allen, Rodney Dangerfield and Richie Pryor.
^Berger, Phil (2000). The Last Laugh: The World of Stand-up Comics. Rowman & Littlefield. p. 368. ISBN9780815410966. The January 1973 Lampoon cover that depicted a dog with a gun up against its head and this notation--If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Dog--was a Bluestone concept too. It drew the magazine's largest mail pull, much of it unamused. The issue was the Lampoon's best seller in 1973.
^Bluestone, Ed (July 26, 1978). "My favorite jokes". The Tennessean. Nashville, Tennessee, United States. p. 18. Retrieved April 2, 2022.
^Mason, Bryant (August 24, 1975). "The Comedians Who Have to Be Funny". Leisure. Daily News. New York City, New York, United States. p. 5. Retrieved April 2, 2022 – via Newspapers.com. For the new breed of comics, of whom [Robert] Klein, Lily Tomlin, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Richard Lewis and Larry Ragland, and Ed Bluestone are examples, the success or failure of a comic is largely determined by his ability to write material.
^"Weekend TV Key: Saturday". TV Listings. Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States. November 22, 1975. p. 19. Retrieved April 2, 2022 – via Newspapers.com. 8 p.m. -- Saturday Night Live With Howard Cosell -- Singers Tony Bennett and Linda Hopkins are the main attraction. Broadcast live from New York City, the show will feature Ed Bluestone, a new comedian.
^"Tonight". TV listings. The Albuquerque Tribune. Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States. June 27, 1974. p. A19. Retrieved April 2, 2022 – via Newspapers.com. 8-9 (Channel 4) -- Dean Martin's Comedyworld has film clips from "What's Up Doc" and Charlie Chaplin's "City Lights," plus appearances by The Committee, Ed Bluestone, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Muledeer and Moondog, Irwin C. Watson, Kelly Montieth, Morecambe and Wise and Alan Bursky.
^"Today's Hi-Lites". TV listings. Asheville Citizen-Times. Asheville, North Carolina, United States. January 10, 1976. p. 8. Retrieved April 2, 2022 – via Newspapers.com. Dean's Place: Dean Martin returns for his second variety special. Guests: Peter Graves, Jack Cassidy, Foster Brooks, Vincent Gardenia, Guy Marks and the Golddiggers. Also appearing are comedians Ed Bluestone, Kelly Monteith and Mike Preminger, singers Freddy Fender and Jesse Colter, the Untouchables vocal group and the Committee, an improvisational group.
^"Monday Evening". TV listings. The News Leader. Staunton, Virginia, United States. May 1, 1977. p. 5. Retrieved April 2, 2022 – via Newspapers.com. Dean's Martin Celebrity Roast: Peter Marshall is "roasted" by Martin and guest Orson Wells, Paul Lynde, Rose Marie, Jack Carter, Joey Bishop, Ed Bluestone, Foster Brooks and many, many others.
^"Monday Evening". TV listings. Carlsbad Current-Argus. Carlsbad, New Mexica, United States. February 21, 1977. p. B7. Retrieved April 2, 2022 – via Newspapers.com. Dean Martin Celebrity Roast: Gabe Kaplan is 'roasted' by host Dean Martin and Orson Welles, Jimmie Walker, Alice Ghostley, Joe Garagiola, Johnny Bench, Liz Torres, Ed Bluestone, Charo, Abe Vigoda, Billy Crystal, Howard Cosell, Nipsey Russell, George Kirby, Charlie Callas, Milton Berle and Red Buttons.
^"TV Tonight". The San Francisco Examiner. San Francisco, California, United States. May 27, 1982. p. E9. Retrieved April 2, 2022 – via Newspapers.com. Late Night With David Letterman: singer Grace Jones, comedian Ed Bluestone, cooking show host Mollie Fitzgerald.