Christopher Joseph Hehir (born 15 November 1966) is a British judge. Called to the bar in 1990, he later sat as a judge at Southwark Crown Court and a London Nightingale Court. In July 2024, he convicted Roger Hallam to five years in prison and four other protesters to four years each for their parts in the Just Stop Oil M25 blockade case, prompting criticism from over 1,200 artists, athletes, and academics. He then sentenced Phoebe Plummer and Anna Holland to 24 and 20 months over their parts in the Just Stop Oil Sunflowers protest in spite of an open letter imploring him otherwise, prompting various writers to compare their crimes to those committed by those he had previously given suspended sentences.
In 2014, as a recorder, he gave a suspended sentence to two brothers who had assaulted two police officers and a bystander.[5] In February 2019, he upheld Alison Chabloz's conviction for broadcasting "grossly offensive" anti-Semitic songs.[6] That September, he sentenced Michael De Souza, the creator of Rastamouse, to community service for benefit fraud, having consulted with his own daughter beforehand.[7] Four years afterward, he gave a suspended sentence to a man who had driven into the Downing Street security gates and been caught with extreme child abuse images on his phone,[8] having allowed him to cite autism, ADHD, and diabetes as arguments.[9] The following January, he handed a suspended sentence to a serving police officer who had sex with a drunk woman in a patrol car;[10] this was increased to a prison sentence upon review.[8]
Later that month,[18] Hehir convicted Phoebe Plummer and Anna Holland of criminal damage for throwing soup at a painting of Sunflowers by Vincent van Gogh.[19] Just before sentencing, more than a hundred artists, curators and academics signed an open letter coordinated by Greenpeace and Liberate Tate imploring Hehir not to sentence Plummer and Holland to prison.[20] In spite of this and a nearby vigil,[19] Hehir sentenced Plummer to two years for their tomato soup protest and Holland to 20 months.[21] In response to the sentence, activists from Last Generation threw soup at the Embassy of the United Kingdom, Berlin, and similar protests took place outside the embassies of Amsterdam, Paris, and Rome.[22]
His sentences were criticised by George Monbiot, who compared the protesters' actions with those who had earned suspended sentences by Hehir and described him as "the Judge Jeffreys of our time",[23] and by Sarah Manavis of New Statesman, who found allowing autism, ADHD, and diabetes as arguments but not climate change hypocritical.[9] His sentences were also criticised by Alan Rusbridger, who also noted that Hehir manned a private Twitter account that used as its profile picture an image of the corrupt and incompetent lawyer Lionel Hutz from The Simpsons,[5] and Nadya Tolokonnikova,[24] though Celia Walden was less sympathetic to Plummer and Holland.[22] In December 2024, he gave a suspended sentence to Phil Shiner after he admitted defrauding the Legal Aid Agency to file false claims against British soldiers who fought in Iraq,[25] citing his age and declining health;[26] his sentence was criticised by the politicians Johnny Mercer and Ben Wallace.[27]