The seventh season of the stop-motion television series Robot Chicken began airing in the United States on Cartoon Network;s late night programming block Adult Swim on April 6, 2014, with the episode "DC Comics Special II: Villains in Paradise" and contained a total of 20 episodes.[1] The first of the regular season 7 episodes aired on April 13, 2014.[2]
Seth and Matthew infiltrate a wild puppet orgy; why God dislikes bees; a drunken visitor from Narnia comes through the wardrobe; the Dino-Riders get a rock song; and Cobra Commander creates his own PSAs to compete with G.I. Joe's.
The Grim Reaper fights -- and has sex with -- an old woman who doesn't want to die; monsters help a woman fix her car, then go out for ice cream; Edward-209 from Robocop gets lectured by his mom after he shoots an executive; one of the Budweiser Frogs admits he's an alcoholic; Didi yells at Stu for letting Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil wander in the streets; Zombie, Hook, Squid, and Lois (from an earlier sketch) get fast and furious; Punky Brewster's "Punky Power" will destroy the world; He-Man causes a noise disturbance at 3:00 in the morning; Clarice Starling keeps getting splattered with Miggs' semen; Jack Skellington celebrates "grown-up" Halloween; Jor-El forgets to pack food and water for Superman before sending him to Earth; Skeletortries to blow up Snake Mountain after it becomes a mountain climbing attraction.
A dad has an uncomfortable talk with his daughter about the birds and the bees; the origins of bagpipes are revealed; Alex Mack's Carrie-like revenge during her prom fizzles out; and the Nerd dreams of being in Westeros.
The difficulty of choosing between a "Nude Girls" and a "Live Nude Girls" strip club; E.T. prefers M&Ms to Reese's Pieces; raunchy musical numbers on The Planet of the Apes; a World War Z alternate ending; Hannah from Girls guest stars on Sesame Street; another E.T. parody where riding a convertible past the Moon is cooler than riding a bike past the Moon; The Indian Love Boat has arranged marriages and the singer wondering if the sketch is racist; a prequel to The Parent Trap shows its unfortunate implications; a third E.T. parody where E.T. returns home and his disgusted friends make him eat food off the ground; a toy hockey game goes into its third month of overtime; Benjamin Franklin invents bifocals for unsavory reasons; Bruce Wayne fails at keeping his identity a secret; the one cheese Monterey Jack from Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers won't eat; MTV's Catfish reveals the true faces of Dr. Claw, Charlie from Charlie's Angels, and God.
Street Fighter tackles domestic abuse; "Candy Crush Saga" becomes the latest game to get adapted to a movie; Woody Woodpecker gets a devastating phone call; reading to your kids before bed is a waste of time; a break-up by the light of the full moon turns into an unexpected marriage on #WerewolfProblems, The Kool Aid Man is used to stop Iran's plans for nuclear warfare, then appears on 60 Minutes with claims that the U.S. Army exploited him; Big Bird lays an egg; Siri can't understand Bane; The Iron Sheik finds his way into Lawrence of Arabia; and Tales From the Crypt's new tales of terror include a teenage girl summoning The Pervert Unicorn, Bitch Pudding dealing with a haunted house, and George R.R. Martin getting stalked by the Robot Chicken Nerd.
Voltron's transformation includes a suggestive new addition; a classroom sketch about a teacher who wants to put some realism into what black slavery was like is based on what one of the writers went through in the fifth grade; Superman's Earth father gets humiliated during a tornado; Bones gives the original Star Trek crew prostate exams; what if Sylvia Plath botched her suicide after writing The Bell Jar; why giraffes are hard to execute by hanging; a Pacific Rim parody that shows why linked memories aren't always good; a prequel to the "Failed Giraffe Hanging" sketch; scientists discover a polar bear that has bipolar disorder, lives in Arctic and Antarctic regions, and is bisexual; it's Looper meets Looney Tunes when Elmer Fudd uses time travel to get past TV censorship rules over him having a gun; a kid outs his father's murder plan when he puts a therapy tape into his Teddy Ruxpin; a couple can't decide which famous fictional orphan (Annie, Harry Potter, Pippi Longstocking, Oliver Twist, and Bruce Wayne) to adopt, as they're all terrible; and Skeletor goes back in time to kill He-Man's mother.
Santa Claus is branded a racist due to a Dutch tradition; to clean up his image following his sex scandal, Tiger Woods appears in a low-rent version of Space Jam where the cartoon characters are from DiC; a Game of Thrones wedding turns into a massacre; and the Bratz girls get murdered after they run over Barbielast summer.
When her fellow citizens in Pastryville get tired of suffering Bitch Pudding's abuse, they hatch a plot to eliminate her once and for all. But Bitch Pudding survives and, upon learning what happened after returning home, exacts revenge on the Pastryville citizens.
A woman counts sheep -- and dreams that all of them are being brutalized by a prison guard; Ash and Misty play tennis with Pikachu's Poké Ball; an opera singer goes crowd-surfing; Mr. Fantastic masturbates with a vacuum cleaner at the dinner table; The Bionic Six get picked off one by one; a mourning mother goes crowd-surfing; Albus Dumbledore becomes a meth kingpin after being diagnosed with terminal cancer; Mark Twain is America's First Asshole; a clown makes a balloon animal out of his own feces; a baby goes crowd-surfing; Otis is outed for being transsexual on Back at the Barnyard: Bulls Don't Cry; Cupid is a lousy shot; the reality of war hits the Kitchen Commandos; Pope Francis goes crowd-surfing; to Prince Charming's disgust, Rapunzel's pubic hair is as long as the hair on her head; the embarrassingly dated antics of G.I. Joe Extreme.
A boy driving a toy car crashes into a tree and flees the scene of the accident; a risque way to "make the doughnuts" at Bumpin' Donuts; a boy's Bop-It sniper rifle forces him to assassinate a politician named Carlton McDougal; Les Misérables is recreated using the mascots from McDonald's; velociraptor dance practice; Flashdance gets merged with You Can't Do That on Television; The PacMan family experience paranormal activity in their house; Super Grover gets beat up; the son of the Robot Chicken scientist takes the living U.S. Presidents hostage, and it's up to the Robot Chicken to save them.
A celebration of every holiday that has ever existed, featuring a Jewish boy rapping about gelt, a pilgrim surprising his family on the first Thanksgiving, and Santa having trouble with a neighbor.
